Bad Luck !
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I will buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry“.
guy replies, “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and left my wallet and credit cards in it. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my POISON.!!