The army decided to discharge 3 generals. They decided to give them a certain amount of money for every inch of their body.
The first general went into the room and they measured him. He got $769,000.
The second general went into the room and he raised his arm and he got $900,000.
The third general went into the room and he told them to measure from the tip of his dick to the back of his balls. The guy that was measuring them got the measuring tape and said, Where are your balls?
The general replied, Back in Vietnam. Start measuring!