Category Software Guy Jokes

Robert and David Jokes

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Robert : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer…
David : how do u say that?
Robert : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Robert : shhhh…I think the SW Engnr who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before …
David : How do u know…?
Robert : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
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Robert : Hey…. whats time now?
David : System time or local time…??
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Robert : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
David : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!
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Robert : I think that SW Engnr is very naive..
David : how do u say that?
Robert: He believes -Rascal- is a new version of Pascal!
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Robert : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything.The Developer Studio can really do magic…
David : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
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Robert : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
David : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that-s why?
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Robert : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer. but, its audio portion is not at all working
David : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
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Robert : We have shifted our home to NewYork now..
David : right shift or left shift??
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Robert : David, I am going to file a case against my landlord. He is harassing me too much.
David : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or…….
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