Hunting Bears..

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Two men were out hunting bears, when one of them was mauled by a bear. His friend tried to resuscitate him but eventually presumed he was dead, and went to find a phone. He called 999 and told the operator his friend was dead after being mauled by a bear and asked what he should do next. The operator said “Are you absolutely sure he is dead? Go back to the body and just make sure.”

He left the phone hanging and ran back to his friend. The operator heard two gunshots, before he sprinted back to phone and said “okay, he is definitely dead, what do I do now?”